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Thumbs up for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. The best journalists in fake news made it through a string of very funny shows...

Drawn and Quoted

Most Edumacated Person of the Week: 'I know the pundits, and I know what they say: The math doesn't work out. Well, I...

The Cutting Edge of Chipmunk Control

I'm writing from my cellblock at the UC Center in Washington, D.C., where I T.A. for undergrads interning in our nation's capital. I...

Editorial: Don’t Be Apathetic. Read This.

New U ed board offers a plan for UCI (and you) to stop sucking at everything. It may or may not involve Amitabh Bacchan looking way cooler than you.

FCC Ain’t Bringing Sexy Back to the Super Bowl

I don't know, but it involves nipples. Read on!

Editorial: Don’t be Apathetic. Read this.

Ask yourself: Have you ever complained about UC Irvine? Campus parking? The bike ban on Ring Mall? The lack of school spirit? Have...

Webopoly to World: Resistance is Futile

War is peace; freedom is slavery; ignorance is strength.

FCC Ain’t Bringing Sexy Back to the Super Bowl

Last Sunday's Super Bowl thrilled audiences because it was one of the greatest showdowns in football history. The excitement of the game rushed...

Which Came First, the Chicken or the Cage-Free Egg?

Administrator replies to last week's accusation of bureaucratic sucktitude.

Drawn and Quoted

Douchebag of the Week: 'If I fought on

Prison Break: Gaza Wall vs. National Will

Something about Gaza.

Al-Asi on Israel: Yes, He Really Said That

Something about speeches about Gaza. Great Satan makes a cameo appearance!

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