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Telecom, Take Two: 2008 is the New 1984

Like something out of George Orwell's '1984' or Stephen King's 'The Running Man,' the Senate has voted to broaden the government's spying powers...

UCI’s Growing Pains Double … and Triple

Yale University President Richard Levin stated his support for an estimated $600 million expansion to build two on-campus undergraduate residential colleges. Each residential...

Castro or Not, Communism Ain’t Dead Until It’s Dead

On Feb. 19, Fidel Castro announced that he would not seek to continue his reign as Cuba's Head of State. Due to longstanding...

China Spells ‘Olympic Spirit’ Without ‘Politics’

The American population's knowledge of China is normally limited to food and Jackie Chan movies. Recently, people have been talking about something different:...

U.S. Embassy Makes Fulbright Scholar Dance to ‘Secret Agent Man’

Remember those God-awful 'Agent Cody Banks' movies in which totally unsuspecting students are whisked away by black helicopters to execute some badass, secret...

Bulk Food Buying: At Width’s End

When it comes to shopping, Americans need no instruction. When it comes to eating, Americans know how to make their belts explode off...

Rock On, ‘Rock Star’!

A shaggy-haired brunette in aviator shades is breaking a sweat as she pounds a drum set, a tall blond sporting head-to-toe American apparel...

Drawn and Quoted

Dial 1-800-Douchebag: On Feb. 19, 'Maryanne' called Bill O'Reilly's nationally syndicated radio show and shared her words of wisdom: 'Michelle Obama is an...

Public NewSense

Thumbs Up: The New York Times' didactic article about Senator John McCain's alleged affair with lobbyist Viki Isen has taped the mouth of...

ACLU Sticks a Pink Slip Up Homophobic Principal

Half the fun of college is finding out who you really are by joining clubs, organizations, fraternities or sororities around campus. These groups...

Public NewSense

Thumbs up for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. The best journalists in fake news made it through a string of very funny shows...

Drawn and Quoted

Most Edumacated Person of the Week: 'I know the pundits, and I know what they say: The math doesn't work out. Well, I...

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