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German Resident Goes to Gitmo

Visiting Pakistan when he was just 19 years old, Murat Kurnaz was akin to a UC Irvine student studying abroad, as he came to the country to learn about the Islamic faith directly rather than staying in Germany, where he resided.

The ‘Flob’: It’s a Not-So-Small World After All

America's collective wide ass has increased food portions and pushed the structural limits of pants. Now these wide posteriors are reshaping a classic ride from my childhood.

Take One for the Team, Clinton!

In a recent Washington Post interview, Senator Hillary Clinton made it clear that she has no intention of giving up her bid for the presidency, saying "I am committed to competing everywhere that there is an election."

Buy Bye eBay: Auction Site Snipes Itself in the Foot

If you're an eBay seller, your jaw probably dropped when you saw the latest, most heinous update to eBay's fee structure and feedback system.

Is Our Children Learning?

As a public-school teacher, Wayne Brightly had an above-average salary of $59,000 per year.

Capitalist Society Says ‘Hasta La Vista’ to Affordable Education

Capitalism is destroying itself from the inside out.

School Shooting in the Holy Land

Sorrow and terror swept the state after a Palestinian gunman murdered eight students and wounded 40 others in a Jewish school in Jerusalem on March 6.

Public NewSense

Thumbs down all around: The American Family Association; Attorney General Michael Mukasey; MTV.

Drawn and Quoted

Doing the McNasty: "I think, judging by the amount of press representatives here and also by the integration of your previous political endorsements...

The Clinton-Obama Conflict: The Democalypse is Coming!

Here is a quick summary of the past week's events in the Democratic race for the presidency. Hillary Clinton either has a really bad memory or is a really bad liar when it comes to remembering a trip to Bosnia she took as First Lady. Barack Obama is still friends with a so-called "hate speech" pastor. Also, Obama has released his tax returns, while Clinton is still stalling. The media has played five-to-10-second sound bites of the candidates' speeches on the economy. This is the news that stood out front-and-center this week in the Democratic race, but what should have stood out?

Gender in America: The Trouble with ‘Jane’

From social science classes to supermarket magazines, "gender" serves as the foundation for countless forms of analysis. Yet this proscription has not gone uncontested.

Drawn and Quoted

Douchebag of the Week: James Carville.

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