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Drawn and Quoted

Rumsfeld: "I stand for eight-10 hours a day. Why is [forced] standing [in interrogation] limited to four hours?"; Scalia: "You can murder anybody in the country and still not violate federal law, if you do it right."

Pull the Plug on ASUCI’s POWER Initiative

Associated Students of UC Irvine is a joke, plain and simple. It's controlled by egotistical Greeks and crammed with resume-building douchebags. For the...

Conservatives Caught between a Rock and a Summum Statue

Somewhere in Pioneer Park in Pleasant Grove, Utah is a stone statue of the Ten Commandments. The statue serves as a nice, aesthetic...

Candidates Hump the Colbert Bump

Stephen Colbert has many titles: comedic genius, fantastic improviser and the guy who broke his wrist. Now he has a new praise-worthy trait.

Don’t Do the Dew-Doo: Just Say No to Abstinence-Only Education

What do marijuana, a capful of bleach and a bottle of Mountain Dew have in common?

Pork Barrel Spending Brings Home the Bacon

If supermarkets sold politics-themed piñatas, the bestseller would be shaped like a pork barrel.

Dems Take a Crack at Pulling Back from Iraq

After watching four hours of General David Petraeus's Senate Armed Services Committee testimony (what can I say, I'm a political junkie), it seems to me that neither the Democrats nor the Republicans have much of a plan, idea or meaningful rhetoric about our "mission" in Iraq.

Fundamentals of Feminism Take the Fun out of Fundies

Women's rights are only an issue in countries like Afghanistan, right? Wrong. According to the Bureau of Justice, an average of over three women are murdered by their husbands or boyfriends in this country every day.

Clash of the Titans: Torch Relay Sparks Olympic Struggle for Human Rights

Lessons from the Paris and London protests against the 2008 Beijing Olympics prompted San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom to change the torch relay...

The ‘Flob’: It’s a Not-So-Small World After All

America's collective wide ass has increased food portions and pushed the structural limits of pants. Now these wide posteriors are reshaping a classic ride from my childhood.

Take One for the Team, Clinton!

In a recent Washington Post interview, Senator Hillary Clinton made it clear that she has no intention of giving up her bid for the presidency, saying "I am committed to competing everywhere that there is an election."

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