Tag: satire

Satire: Don’t ever trust the news

You’re very fortunate to have stumbled upon this article. It means there’s still hope to save you from fake news before it’s too late.  Throughout...

A frequent flyer’s rant: Airlines under unregulated capitalism

I recently endured one of the most grueling financial experiences known to modern man: booking a flight. I’m a frequent traveler, so booking a...

Five horror movies Peter the Anteater would survive

Spooky Season has officially blessed our front doorsteps. It’s a time of excitement, when many scramble to put together last-minute costumes, choose from an...

What New University is and what it is not

Writer's note: This is a satire piece. Please don’t get all worked up.  Given the recent uptick in views and general campus knowledge of New...

Satire: Three gift ideas for Mother’s Day to make mom feel seen! 

The second week of the month is upon us, and with it comes Mother’s Day. If you participate, you are probably searching the internet...

A Boba Worker Rant: How to Be a Bobablicious Customer

So, I’ve decided to bestow upon myself the responsibility of teaching all potential customers how to properly act at a boba establishment. After reading this guide, you will be able to walk confidently into a shop and make the workers talk about you behind your back with delightful positivity.

Satire: Reopen California So I Can Get Burnt Coffee At A 24 hour Diner

While it is true that staying at home and closing non-essential businesses has been vital to slowing the spread of COVID-19, we must ask...

Satire: Editor-In-Chief Forces Lowly Opinion Co-Editor To Review “The Bachelor”

Like many of my peers, I have trouble saying “no.”

Satire: We Need To Strongly Consider A Four Day Work Week For The Teen Girls On Tik Tok

Being a teen girl is hard, I should know, I’ve read “The Fault In Our Stars” by middle aged male author John Green and seen multiple slice of life anime revolving around such characters.

Satire: White House Elated That Golf Scandal Now In Spotlight

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders spoke to the press April 2, expressing her excitement over the public shifting focus toward President Donald Trump’s golf cheating scandal and away from the very serious controversies that he and his administration are embroiled in.

UCI Drama’s “Avenue Q” Puts Adulthood to Music, Comedy, and Puppets

By Hubert Ta I don’t remember much about “Sesame Street,” but I can recall the basic concept: to tell stories and life lessons that children...

More about Politics, the Zodiac and Having a Sense of Humor

When you’re born between May 20 and June 20, the sun tells you that your star sign is gemini. From then on, your life...

Comedy’s Powerful, Political Punch

By Yanit Mehta Jokes are remarkably potent tools for sending messages; some strike a nerve or cause hysterical laughter, yet others mock the sociopolitical conditions...

Satire: New Year’s Resolutions

It’s the new year and we all know how hard it is to keep a new year’s resolution from falling apart. If you are...

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