Opinion

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Does presidential candidate John McCain have more years of experience, or just fewer years until he becomes senile?

After 60 years, I would venture that the situation in Israel and the Middle East is nigh insoluble. As our own campus microcosm suggests, this issue is a tinderbox, to put it lightly. The stalemate is enervating and the tension is palpable.

Why are we surprised when we hear about school shootings, domestic abuse and rape? Jackson Katz, an anti-sexist male speaker, writer and film producer, says that considering how we socialize people according to gender, we should expect these problems.

In his 2008 book "Guilty: Hollywood's Verdict on Arabs after 9/11," author Jack Shaheen argues that despite some recent films depicting Arabs in a more sympathetic light, Hollywood's overall portrayal of Arabs has become increasingly vindictive and detrimental. However, Hollywood's track record in depicting Arabs prior to 9/11 is also cringe-worthy.

According to Time.com, the primary audience obsessed with surgically altering its physical appearance is young adults, particularly in the 18- to 24-year-old range.

Where do we draw the line between church and state? The students at Kentridge High School in Washington don't seem to believe that there should be a line at all.

As if our troops' invasion of Iraq wasn't enough, the Iraqis will soon witness the arrival of the American amusement park. Llewellyn Werner, chairman of C3 in Los Angeles – the same company that developed our renowned neighbor, Disneyland – plans to build the Baghdad Zoo and Entertainment Experience.

The vibrancy that makes iFest commendable also makes the event deafeningly silent on certain issues.

Happy birthday, Israel! You turn 60 years-old this week and my, have you grown!

Clinton/Obama; Fox News; Bill Owens and gambling; Charles Rangel.

Tony Zirkle; rabid fundamentalist pastors; Ron Paul, please save us from your supporters.