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Meth is a Hell of a Drug – It turns out that the guys that were supposed to be regulating offshore drilling in...

Peace Easy, UCI

Dear UCI, We need to be honest with you. We have a huge confession to make. Are you ready for this? When we first met...

So Long, From The Chief

Dear Readers, As I sit here on my last Sunday of production writing my last article for the New University, my brain has failed...

The Melkman Signs Off

I have never been good with goodbyes, so this is hard for me. This is my farewell address to the Eater Nation that...

Rand Paul: The Mature Side of the Tea Party

To the average American, Rand Paul’s sudden emergence into the national spotlight has been quite dramatic. The news that a little-known Republican senatorial...

Rand Paul, a Kentucky Fried Idiot

Imagine that you are a Republican politician from the South, let’s say Kentucky. If you wanted to send a message to Washington about...

Arizona Law Misses Point

I say, “Cut the crap.”  Stop playing games.  This is serious business. In the midst of economic woes, Arizona Governor Jan Brewer signed last...

Finals Should Not Be the Final Answer

Should final exams be the final say when determining your grade? Teachers rely on them as a way to determine if students actually...

Taking Responsibility for the Spill

For the past month, at least 5,000 barrels of oil have spewed unstoppably into the Gulf of Mexico after an explosion on an ...

Drawn and Quoted

Don’t Bank On It – Last week, the Senate passed a financial reform bill. Well, sort of. They basically did the same thing...

How the Kindle Relit My Fire for Reading

I’ve always been a great lover of books; they have always been my greatest source of entertainment, inspiration and even companionship.  The feeling...

From Their Cold Dead Hands

The idea of terrorists with guns is not a pleasant thought, and considering how gung-ho Americans are about fighting terrorists, common sense dictates...

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